just for fun

Dad came home one day in an exceptionally horny mood and took his wife upstairs for sex. Just when they were really getting into it, their young son entered the room and started to cry. "What's wrong, son?" the father asked. "Why are you crying?" "You're hurting my mummy," the little boy replied. "No, no," the father reassured, "I'm not hurting her. We are making babies." This seemed to calm the boy, and when he left the room the couple went back to their business. The next day the father came home from work and found his son on the steps, crying. "What's the matter NOW?" asked Dad. His son replied, "It's those babies you were making with mummy yesterday. The milkman is upstairs eating them!"

  Joke of the week! Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God". The teacher praised the little girl, as a little boy raised his hand. The little boy says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love". "Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought I'm not going to like this, "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet". The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parent's bedroom last night and my mum had her feet up in the air and she said, "Oh God, I'm coming!"